guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.
Reblog if you are really a 45 year old pedophile.
All my friends think I have a life because I'm...
theepichumor: And I’m sitting here thinking, “Lol idiots, I’m on Tumblr”.
irrelevanteens: she is the most precious child i have ever seen<3